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[–] fox@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

D&D: individual poundage

Pathfinder 2: Abstracted Bulk

Lancer: Pick up half your mech or more if you get the right loadout

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Watching with a devious grin from behind your DM shield as one of your players foolishly becomes potassium deficient on a march

[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Your 15-minutes of post-combat looting recovers...

-ten dice rolls later-

Three arrows, saving you ...

-twenty seconds of math-

0.3 copper!

[–] WilloftheWest@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago

Inventory management can be fun if implemented well by the system. See Traveller. “We’ve got 3dT of cargo space left. The locals are paying crap for petrochemicals but they’re having a fire sale on marble. If we basically give away that benzene that no one’s bought in 3 months, we can fill up on marble that some architect will definitely snatch up at the next class A starport.”

[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Step 1) Cut a hole in the bag of holding

Step 2) Put your dick in the bag of holding

Step 3) Have your desired person open the bag of holding

[–] melmi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

Step 1.5) The bag of holding is destroyed and all your items are scattered across the Astral Plane

[–] Lag_Incarnate@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 years ago

As someone playing a non-dwarf in Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay 2e, I very much enjoy the finagling of inventory encumbrance between my own character and something/one else, like the dwarf in the party, or the horse I RAW need to own in order to progress into the career that my character is best suited for.

[–] geolaw@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 years ago

I go Bushwalking/ overnight hikes as a hobby. Inventory management is very important when you carry everything you need to survive in your pack. When I started rp-ing it took me a while to adjust to the fact that the same people who are hyper-fixated in the "reality" of Spell effects could not be bothered to pack a tent. Though I admit that the DM did not care about tents either...

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Our party moves the bag or bags of holding between characters. But the ones designated for party supplies managed by a single player.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Oh, I just put them into the portable hole for convenience."

[–] Narrrz@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

I put each of the bags of holding Inside another, and then in a stroke of what I can only describe as genius, put the last bag inside the first.

[–] MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 years ago

I read that in his voice.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pshaw, D&D barely even has encumbrance rules. Gotta play GURPS where your movement and dodge get worse the more you're carrying, and bags of holding don't exist.

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

"This is Keepus, the Bard. He sings and has all the stuff.“