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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

After the gay frogs, we now have the gay super soldiers! When they spot the enemy, they'll break out in an flashy dance to distract them so it's easier to shoot them!

[–] detun3d@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Therefore Putin funds brainwashing to make straight Russian super-feeders.

[–] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

does this include woman? id like a super soldier lesbian gf

[–] quackers@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wtf am i reading. Making them gay isnt even a stab at anyone, its just a weird thing to add.