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‘Utter shock’: Woman comes home to find her driveway stolen (www.wrdw.com)

submitted 9 months ago by TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 32 points 9 months ago

But that seems like a pretty risky scheme, unless he’s also planning on not paying whoever he hired to bulldoze the driveway.

Not paying someone with the equipment to bulldoze a driveway also seems like a risky scheme.