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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 78 points 9 months ago (5 children)

"cow that was tossed 30m up in the air"

How hard do you have to hit a cow to knock it 30m into the air?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 105 points 9 months ago (4 children)

With a high rate of mooovement.

[–] doublejay1999@lemmy.world 48 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He had no chance. It’s was coming the udder way.

[–] RinseDrizzle@midwest.social 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Think we milked this for all its worth

[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Naw I still got some beef with this story

[–] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Maybe we should steer this conversation away from the puns and back on track.

Edit: Extra pun

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

Fetchez la vache!

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 15 points 9 months ago

and a lot of moooomentum

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

First assume a spherical cow in a frictionless vacuum...

Trains have a fuck ton of momentum, and this was an express train. It likely also had a cattle guard on the front which could explain the air it got.

[–] souperk@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

It's like it was hit by a train!

[–] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

The average train in India is 24 coaches long, plus a loco and a guard van. Let's say the loco is 100 tonnes and the coaches and van are 20 tonnes each. That's 600 tonnes moving at around 100 km/hr. I can totally believe the cow flying that high.