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Big Food lies to you (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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  • buy organic food with no preservatives
  • look ingredients
  • salt (inorganic preservative)

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[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I imagine the USDA as a tired underpaid fast-food employee that has to deal with moronic entitled customers.

- "I want an organic strawberry!"
- "I already explained to you that strawberries cannot be grown without non-organic pesticide."
- "Are you telling me no?!"
- "I'm telling you that what you want is agriculturally impossible."
- "Do you have any idea who I am!?"
- "Ugh.... you know what? Okay."
* Takes a perfectly regular "non-organically" grown strawberry.
* Slaps an "organic" label on it.
- "Here you go. One organic strawberry. Thank you for shopping with USDA!"
- "Was that so hard?"