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[–] AlfredEinstein@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Wow! That's a real article. And it mentions reverse cowgirl and broken penises resembling eggplants.

God bless us. Every one.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Twelve rimmers rimming

Eleven pipers piping

Ten pervs a-creeping

Nine ladies stripping

Eight tits a-milking

Seven edgers edging

Six freaks roleplaying

FIVE GOLD COCK RINGS

[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

4 strap ons

3 holes in everyone

2 vibrators

And a broken cock for Christmass

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] CalicoJack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can, and it hurts about as much as you'd imagine it would.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Well now I'm scared