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Nice. I was searching some aphorisms earlier but they were all so trite (there's tons of them though) - your's is better.
Did... did you get the contextual double entendre of 'chomping at the bit'?
As... a 'bit' is also... what you call a comedic performance angle/style/segment?
... It took me about 45 minutes to come up with all that, trashed half of it 3 times... I figured I could attempt to try and stretch the 'creative' synapses in my brain, haven't done that in a while, lol.
EDIT:
I also wanted to somehow work in that the underside of a horse's foot is often refferred to as a frog, when you're cleaning em up a bit after an outing or what not... but I could not figure out how to make that one into a pun.