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[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I can take 6000 shits with one super mega roll?! WOW!

[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Yes , if you use exactly 1 square each time.

But someone so enterprising and smart like you probably uses both sides, so 12,000 shits per roll is on the table.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (2 children)
[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Ok? You still need to dry yourself, don't you?

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Get a load of this guy, never used a bidet! /s

But seriously, there's many ways to go about it. Some people don't use anything, some use tp, some bidets blow air, some use a dedicated towel.

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I used to run a bidet system, but then I found out about xylospongium:

It's got slightly different architecture than bidet, and you have to manually compile some of the features that bidetinstall handles automatically, but you gain so much more control over your system. Never going back.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Just Roman things..