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Elon Musk’s Grok Goes Haywire, Boasts About Billionaire’s Pee-Drinking Skills and ‘Blowjob Prowess’ (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Hahaha it’s learning from the Epstein files!

I 100% believe this. How else is Trump gonna scrub gigabytes of data in 30 days without employing an army of editors (and potential blabbermouths)? They’re gonna make grok do it! The article even mentions a new, secret DOJ grok deal.

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

He literally had 1000’s of FBI agents scrubbing the files.

He is still shit scared of releasing them.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/alisondurkee/2025/07/18/fbi-agents-told-to-flag-epstein-files-mentioning-trump-senator-claims/