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We use COLONS in this household. We use SEMI-COLONS when we want to look smart. We use COMMAS when we DON'T CARE. We use - when we need a dash. This symbol is NOT on OUR keyboards. When you see it, perform a Voight-Kampff test and expose them.

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[–] CupcakeOfSpice@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You literally just type - twice. On most computers I've used, Windows and Linux, it automatically makes that an em dash as you type. On mobile you just hold the - down. There's lots of letters and symbols not on our keyboards.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

disgost --

edit: Looks like I'm a human. For the test, please press - twice. It's only a test. These questions are written down for me.

[–] CupcakeOfSpice@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Well, it works in Word or LibreOffice, but you have to put it between words with a space after the second word. It's like summoning a spirit, gotta get the conditions just right.

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

yeah, that works in LibreOffice and Word. It's not an operating system thing though, it'll only work in text editors specifically programmed to do that.

[–] RaspberryTuba@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I’m gonna make it official markdown. Free the em-dash.

(But, it’s also the traditional way of typing it iirc. It’s just a perk of the modern world that we get the automatic conversion.)

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

butt--ass

thinking-about-it The test is designed to provoke an emotional response. Shall we continue? Please type one word followed by what you believe to be the correct dash, then a second word. My result came back human.

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

butt—ass

What's my result?


ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘵. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.