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[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)

How to you put a hospital in jail?

[–] Algaroth@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

Build a wall around it and make Mexicans pay for it.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 0 points 11 months ago

Very carefully.