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[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 8 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Cover It with coarse sandpaper, broken glass and Komodo dragon saliva first. Don't want the experience to be too comfortable for him.

[–] magnetosphere@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It’s the attention to detail that matters. Nice work!

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 2 points 11 months ago

I aim to displease bows

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Let’s size it down a bit?

A hammer drill.

To give the saliva time to work

[–] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Komodo dragon venom*