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Just want to not feel like I'm running on fumes (slrpnk.net)
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[–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Spent way too long trying to see how oxford comma was relevant.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Plz help

[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It says Oxford Coma. So it's coma (someone who can't be woken up) vs comma (punctuation).

It took me way to long to notice the missing m.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Meta and droll. Thanks

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm still not seeing how that's relevant.

[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

It's a common trope to joke about the use/misuse of the Oxford comma - Examples .

So the responder is extending the joke to make it the Oxford "coma". Since the original person was asking for a long sleep in between life and death, a coma sorta fits their description.