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[–] devolution@lemmy.world 63 points 3 days ago (4 children)

He's got what like 8 baby mommas and he needs a AI girlfriend?

Conservative Tech people are unhinged degenerates.

He probably has hundreds of children, he's just hiding it.

[–] philpo@feddit.org 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He can't have regular sex anymore most likely due to his ketamine abuse.

[–] Alloi@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

he had a penis enlargement surgery that had the unfortunate side effect of permanent erectile disfunction.

the ketamine makes him virtually incontinent, he cant piss like a normal person, hes got a swollen inflamed bladder so he has to piss often and sometimes without a "controlled release"

so in the absence of a working dick, and bladder, hes few pleasures are drug abuse, and getting pegged. as confirmed by his ex wife, grimes.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 41 points 3 days ago

The AI girlfriend isn't FOR musk, its to keep him busy to protect other potential baby mommas.

First good use of AI

[–] MysticKetchup@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The robot is the only one who won't divorce him

[–] JohnEdwa@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 days ago

He has actually been married to only two of them. He just keeps paying money to random women to have his kids.