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If political issues had issue trackers... (lemmy.zip)

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[–] L7HM77@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Minor system modification that would life-changingly benefit >90% of the population, for this generation and the next, while leaving the other 10% relatively unaffected, blocked with no support after decades of waiting: "Absolutely not, this is an unprecedented proposal, fuck you for even considering it"

Major system modification that uproots all precedent, completely changes all the existing procedures, massively benefits two people while fucking over everyone else, passed with unopposed unanimous support three weeks after submission: "Look, someone was gonna push the 'Fuck You' button eventually anyway, might as well do it now"