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Microblog Memes

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Which have you perfected? (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)
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[–] visc@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)

At 40:

  • the hugely comedic full sprint when someone holds the door
  • the floating daintily across freshly mopped floors
  • the careless instantaneous turn without slowing down first
  • the art of interrupting
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)
  • Pausing in the middle of a busy narrow corridor to adjust your glasses
  • Being far too comfortable holding people hostage with yet another anecdote
  • Mastering a unified greeting hug for all genders, no cheek-kissing neccesary
  • Writing lists
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

homies kiss on the lips