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Let them eat urinal cake (media.piefed.world)
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[–] balsoft@lemmy.ml 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The one on the right is immediately 5x more civilized because it has a bidet. Can you imagine spending tens (or hundreds?) of thousands of dollars on tasteless marble and tacky decadent gold, and yet still coming out of the bathroom with a dirty bumhole every time?

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Also it's way too close to that window considering the relative height. Everyone in the garden is going to get to watch you wipe your ass

[–] ImWaitingForRetcons@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Bold of you to assume that he uses the tp- it’s much more likely one of sycophants licks him clean. The tp is for other people.

[–] kunaltyagi@programming.dev 5 points 2 weeks ago

Even for all the might of USA and Trump and White House, they can't install a bidet toilet seat like Japan. How weak are they?