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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Where I live, they don't pick up green waste. You have to take all of that to the dump and pay a good amount of money to throw your green waste in with the trash.

It's absolutely bullshit.

[–] kreekybonez@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

start composting, and turn that green waste into green money (or food)

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

start composting

In my non-existent backyard?

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Can't you just put your green waste in the trash?

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I tried that. They refused to pick up the trash that week and they gave me a nasty little letter.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Sounds like a them problem. Sandwich it between all your trash.

[–] 87Six@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'd just get a sort of grinder and grind it all into a paste. Sort through it bitches.

Wtf are they gonna do? Take me to the trash court?

And if they do, I'll dry the paste into solid chunks and throw it specificaly at their mamas

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Blacklist your property. My downstairs neighbors ruined it for a three apartment building once. Had to have the city intervene, and they kept sneaking trash into our bins until I put a game camera up

[–] 87Six@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Blacklist your property.

Lol best way for me to dump my trash in front of their office building every week, then into the forest when they put cameras up.

As long as I pay for my damn trash to be taken away, they will take it no matter what trash I throw out. And they better thank me for separating my shit and not throwing electronics in the trash.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

Please don't put your trash in the forest to spite your municipality.