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Broke: Disorganized loose change
Woke: Perfectly micro-managed coinage
Bespoke: Handing a jar of pennies to your 8-year-old niece and saying "If you can count it, you can keep it".
child: 524 coins exactly
Adult: you didn't even count it
Child: you count it then and keep it if you prove me wrong
It's more putting them into the little rolls so you can change them out for paper money at the bank.
just nelt the pennies for the copper, it'll have zinc in it, but you can pass it off as high quality copper
Calling the SEC on Ea-Nașir over here...