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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Have you tried using it harder?

"With a little effort it's a consumable article", Amazon probably.

[–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago

All products are consumable products if the quality is bad enough.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wish there was a dummy on that toilet... then I could make an explosive diarrhea joke.

Have you tried using it harder?

Answering that requires some calibration. What's the middle ground between explosives and a healthy diet? Because I suspect that "I eat nothing but taco bell" qualifies as "harder".