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For a game called "Dungeons & Dragons" there is a shocking lack of both dungeons and dragons (piefed.social)

submitted 3 weeks ago by neatchee@piefed.social to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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I've played a lot of D&D over the years. Hundreds of hours.

But these so-called "dungeons"? No captives. Not even any cells. That's not a dungeon. that's a glorified cave.

And don't even get me started on the dragons. Dragonborn? Sure, I've seen plenty. Heard my fair share of Draconic. And wyverns are fairly common I suppose but that's like pointing at all the dogs in the world and saying "we're infested with wolves!"

I'm beginning to feel like I've been lied to all this time.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oddly enough, they're pretty much the only Steam friend I still have that reguarly comes online other than my sister. It's the other 3 players that have fallen off the face of the earth that keeps us from playing again 😔

[–] neatchee@piefed.social 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

.........ngl I've been looking for a campaign to join 0_o Just saying :D

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just saying twice over, for good effect, you know?

[–] Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

AND MY AXE.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Alright, let's just forget blue name dude, and grab you, me, and blue name dude #2 and get something rolling. It'll have dungeons, and it'll have 'dragons.' Oh yes, 'dragons' muahahah!