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[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Im an anarcho communist and i can not fucking stand tankies. Especially the vangaurd dipshits

[–] w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Anarcho communism...anarchosyndicalism...Christ I wanna take all these obfuscations, crumple them into a ball of just plain anarchy, and burn it. No offense of course!

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Yeah, it just helps filter the madness. Anarcho capitalists still consider themselves anarchists even though they are fucking stupid

[–] w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Well I guess nothing causes chaos quite like that 🤑

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

As a side note, I've only done very little Wikipedia level reading on anarchocommunism, and as much as I also believe people help each other willingly, I've yet to hear a good defence on how it would be possible with the massive populations we have now, as opposed to pre-history.

It's all well and good that there are federated groups, with free association, but this is fundamentally ignoring that not all regions are equally blessed in resources.

If you have money, well then you need a centralised or decentralised way of miniting the money.

If you don't have money, well, I don't think it's much of a stretch to think that people will want to take care more of the people immediately around them, rather than people on the other side of the world, and since we're not getting together on large scales to make binding decisions, then there's no way to guarantee that everyone has a fair share.

I'm not saying that more decentralised government wouldn't work, but I do remain thoroughly unconvinced that free association of small groups across the entire world, would lead to much equity at all.

And as much as we may dream, there WILL be dickheads ruining it for the rest of us. Humans are nice, but humans can also be awful. Pretending otherwise is foolish and doomed to failure.

I'm a socialist, and am very keen to hear your thoughts :)

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You know what's cute?

Watching Anarcosyndicalists argue vehemently with Anarchocapitalists

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I really rather not argue with 'ancaps', it's a meme ideology that is completely fine with a dictatorship of capital.

here's my favorite writeup from an 'ancap' after one such exchange:

spoiler

I was beat up by left anarchists in Greece.

I don't usually use forums or Reddit, I usually just post comments on Ancap blogs like Molyneux or Cantwell's blog, but they didn't seem appropriate places to post my story. So here goes, I just wanted to share this with all of you.

Nov 3 I flew to Europe for a Eurotrip type tour. Not a guide or packaged deal, just going around by myself. I paid for half of the trip with the wages I earned over the last two years, my dad paid for the other half. I am 19, I guess that is normal starting college and all. (Before that I worked for my dad's company part time, so I guess you could say he paid for all of it, lol).

I did France and then Italy and then Greece next. I am an Ancap so I wanted to see anarchists in these places. Yes, I know they are different kinds of "anarchists" and not really full anarchists like us. I went to an anarchist book store in Italy and it had a lot of English books, but no Rothbard or Ancap. Like I said, I expected that, not a surprise.

I went to Greece, which everyone knows is famous for its revolutionary anarchism, its economic crisis and everything going on right now. Here I found directions for a local anarchist center. I went and didn't see anybody, but it was covered in graffiti, mostly in Greek so I couldn't read it. Whatever, I started taking pictures. Then some people came out and confronted me.

This should have been my first warning sign something was not right, because photography is not a crime. They were not violent, but they were not friendly, like asking who I was, what I wanted. They all spoke good English actually. Not uncommon in Greece. I said I was a tourist and an anarchist and I just wanted to take pictures. Then they got friendly and told me I should have asked first (but pictures are no NAP violation so I don't know why, but I didn't say anything) and they invited me inside.

We hung out for a while and smoked hash (there is no good dank in Europe as you might find out like in Cali, everyone smokes hash with tobacco which isn't as cool as it sounds). We started talking about politics and anarchism. I was trying to talk about the state, they were like yeah no doubt the state was bad. But they wanted to talk about capitalism, capitalism this and that. This is when we started to get into a debate.

I told them that what they called capitalism is different from the free market. They said capitalism is free markets. And I said I agreed. That is what I am saying. Real capitalism is free markets. And they said yes, that is what we are trying to get rid of. And I said no, but we don't even have that right now. We need more free markets. And everyone at the same time was like "nooo" we are anarchists, we are against capitalism. Anarchists oppose capitalism.

And I said but not anarcho-capitalists. Anarcho-capitalists are the anarchists who support capitalism. I had a fanny pack (yeah, lame I know) for my camera and in that I had this yellow and black bowtie (also super lame, it was a joke but I wasnt wearing it). And I said look, these are the Ancap colors, yellow and black, like versus the communist red and black. Well, these guys had a lot of red and black in the building already so I thought they would get it.

I think that is when it started to get a really bad vibe, really tense in the air. The free market thing was funny, we disagreed but I think they thought I was just confused. Everyone was uncomfortable now. Then someone said markets wont work with democracy. And I said exactly, that's it, democracy is against anarchism. And they kind of agreed, and said yes, we don't have real democracy, just governments, and we needed more democracy. I said no, we need less democracy, democracy is the enemy. And we need to end democracy to have anarchy. Then they were all like "noooo" again. You know that thing people do in groups when everyone all says "nooo" or expresses some disapproval at the same time.

And one of them said "but we do want to stop democracy" and then they kind of spoke back and forth in Greek. I didn't really understand it. And they asked me what I meant.

So I said okay, I had the floor, I was going to tell them about ancapism. And I tried to explain to them some Rothbard and Hoppe. I said the natural order in anarchy is that the best rise to the top, the market picks who is the best. They compete and are peaceful. They said what do we want instead of anarchy. I said we want private owners to own their own land and businesses, and to employ people. They said that is what we have now. I said no, it would be even better. One of the guys said it was like feudalism. And I said it is not feudalism.

Eventually one of the guys spoke up and I thought he was Greek, but he spoke English perfectly so he may have not been. He said he knew what anarcho-capitalism was and that we were basically fascists. He asked me if I thought everything should be private. And I said yes. And he asked me if I thought people were unequal. And I told him yes. And that not everyone would have equal rights. I said everyone has the right to own property and not be done aggression against. But that not everyone had to be treated equally by the owners. He said what about immigrants and racism. And I said that would not happen in a free market, but yes property owners could be racist if they wanted to. They had to respect property.

Then he called me a fascist again, and someone else said I was a fascist. And then they basically all started shouting fascist at me, and one of them grabbed me by the wrists. They pulled me out the door, it was up three floors, and basically drug me down the stairs on my back. It hurt really bad and I remember yelling "you're breaking the NAP" and things like that. "Stop initiating force against me." Then they kicked me around on the ground in the hallway, before they took my camera and threw me outside. I was crying and stuff, I just sat there. I was in shock because it was so sudden. Looking back there were warning signs though.

I think they felt bad for me and gave the camera back, but when I looked later they stole the memory card with all of my Greek photos.

So they initiated force and theft. They broke the NAP. I knew the left anarchists were not real anarchists, but I never knew they would do something that bad.

I wasnt seriously hurt, just kicked around a little, lots of bruises and little cuts. I am fine guys so don't worry. Just needed to share.

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Molyneux or Cantwell

I stopped reading here. Molyneux is an open white supremacist; Cantwell is more well-known as "the Crying Nazi"

Anyone consuming their content regularly and posting to these blogs shares much more ideologically with the Third Reich than they do with any notion of tolerant diverse civil society.

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

my experience with US libertarians is that they're all like that just under the surface

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

they’re all like that

You do understand how tribal and insular this is, and how much you are playing into exactly the us-versuss-them dynamic that you purport to hate?

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

just stating my experience with them as I've known many over the years, the ones who are actually earnest stop being ancaps/libertarians

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There has also been a persistent demographic trend for young socialists to grow up to become middle-age fiscal conservatives.

This does not mean "they" are "all like that"

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

hey if you're right then maybe someday I'll get to meet a libertarian that isn't a fashy asshole!

I'll be sure and let you know if it ever happens

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

This copypasta is fantastic lmao

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Was that post even real though? I feel like it's been debunked.

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

it's so on the nose it's probably fabricated, but I still find it amusing

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com -4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm gonna be honest, kicking the shit out of a nerd because you don't agree with his words is not as cool as you seem to think.

Sure he was "wrong," but did anyone try "please leave, we no longer wish to discuss these matters with you" before jumping to initiating violence? Multiple attackers no less (which would meet the threshold of deadly force in most states, luckily for them not Greece).

Back in my day children were taught to use their words, but I guess immature adults that are incapable of doing so still have to bully people physically, sucks to suck I guess, get eloquent losers.

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

counterpoint: ancaps suck and I don't care about people being mean to them

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Sure, then again tankies suck but I don't think people should initiate violence against them for their words, I'll just argue or cut comtact. Guess that's what makes me better than you.

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

They're not arguing for racism and capitalism to continue though but you can do what you like and I'll continue to laugh at the copypasta

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com -4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

But they are denying the current persecution of the uyghurs; denying the various historical atrocities like the holodomor, Tienanmen square, the katyn massacre, etc; excusing the ones they can't deny; and simping for authoritarianism. Oh and lets not forget a decent contingent of them agree with nutomic that transness is bourgoise.

So what you're saying is tankies should be violently persecuted for their words with no other provocation by people like me who disagree with them. Lucky for you, were we arguing IRL I wouldn't get violent until you do, because I'm not a piece of shit. Enjoy it all you like, and I'll judge you all I like.

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

Denying things that are verifiably false is normal and good

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

you post on sh.itjust.works despite the admin there being transphobic, maybe you should self-isolate from there too.

because I’m not a piece of shit.

subjective assessment

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com -4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Idek who the admin there is, but I'm also arguing with an .ml tankie, does that mean I'm supporting nutomic because his site is facilitating that? By interacting with the internet at all through companies like cloudflare, whatever device you use, your ISP, does that mean you support capitalism? Maybe you should self isolate from them yourself. By using a Mali TLD does that mean you support everything the Mali gov does including their arbitrary detentions, enforced disappearances, extrajudicial killings?

Probably not, you're probably not dumb enough to actually believe that bullshit argument you put up, you just think I am. Nice try but no dice.

Too bad you can't resort to violence because this is the internet and you have to use your words, I can see why you're prone to violence if this is the limit of your argumentative prowess.

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

but I’m also arguing with an .ml tankie

I'm actually an anarchist tyvm

I’ll just argue or cut comtact.

You were the one who said that you would cut contact or argue; If you're going to get so bent out of shape about one person on one instance it raises the question why you're not so outspoken about other instances you use where people express the same opinions.

Me, I've been plenty outspoken about Nutomic, I've said that if he ever posts on a comm I mod I'll ban him myself.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com -4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'm actually an anarchist tyvm

Mmhmm I've heard that one before. If true, great.

You were the one who said that you would cut contact or argue;

cut contact or argue

argue

HOLY SHIT WHO PUT THAT THERE?! Oh me. Well good, then I can continue to argue without contradicting myself, phew.

Really thought that was your slam dunk? You're really bad at this. If you were this SJW admin and we were talking about trans stuff, guess I'd still be arguing with you.

To translate it for you since you seem to be having issues differentiating violence from conversation, I was saying I'm not going to beat this admin up for saying shit I don't agree with, instead I'll either cut contact (as in not talk to them, walk away, or here "block") or (like this) argue. You'll notice I'm also not beating you up because we disagree on initiating violence. Probably because my whole argument is "that's bad."

This fun for you? It is for me lol.

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I am not a fan of initiating violence either generally, but I still think it's a funny copypasta because racist nerd gets bullied in it, who knows if it's even true.

it's good that you're having fun but I don't think you made yourself any more clear to me

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com -5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I am not a fan of initiating violence either generally

Coulda fooled me. Seems to be you're the one in this convo advocating for it, and as further evidence to that point you're still literally incapable of even understanding my argument all these comments later despite me literally telling you that my argument is "initiating violence is bad."

I'm gonna go with "nuh uh" on this one, I straight up do not believe you truthfully aren't a "fan" of initiating violence after having spent this entire convo advocating and excusing exactly what you claim you're not a fan of. Something tells me you enjoy it, not sure what, but I think it was you literally saying you enjoy it.

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

Anything's possible when you make shit up kiddo

[–] w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Ah geez just melt my brain instead 💀

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

Wait until you meet the other people who hate tankies.

[–] Socialism_Everyday@reddthat.com 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Tell me one (1) successful socialist revolution you support

Or, better, do you support the Spanish Civil War anarchists (who lost to fascism) more than the Bolsheviks (who won)?

[–] BrainInABox@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Doesn't that mean you want to forcibly cease people's property at gun point and shoot them if they try to stop you? That sounds pretty fucking tankie to me.

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lmfao what a gross misunderstanding of anarchism. I assume you stopped learning after public school from a comment like that