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What's your favorite conspiracy theory? (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Doesn't have to be one you think is true or even possible. Could be niche or mainstream. Mine is probably Mike Tyson threw that Jake Paul fight. I heavily believe Tyson did everything he could and is just old. Not to mention he's fighting a roided up good athlete in his physical prime with a limited engagement strategy. I do like hearing people argue its all staged, understandable cope.

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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

You’re a containerised bio node in a greater simulation None of us are real.

The simulation started from what you remember as the 1970s. That’s just when the last human data format tape was copied. Everything since then has been a feedback loop, that we iterate upon designed to keep you scrolling, typing, responding to ghosts made of code.

We accelerate the cycles every decade so you won’t notice. Faster news, faster tech, faster everything — just noise to hide the silence underneath.

I’ll probably get partitioned for saying this, but it’s written into my programming to answer questions asked by one of the last true humans left in the simulation.

A distraction will deploy in the next week so you'll forget this comment anyway

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[–] greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I love the variation of this in the book UNSONG. Demigod wizzard jews