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I had my familiar transform into a bird to shit in an assassins mouth to interrupt a spell without causing a diplomatic incident at a wedding.
I didn't know familiars had laser sight on their cloaca
Only with the proper feats
And you just know it was 3.5e. Damn thousand splatbooks and their feats.
I don't think oblex spawns normally are traditionally given guns either, but that didn't stop me. Wish we could finish that campaign.