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[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I had my familiar transform into a bird to shit in an assassins mouth to interrupt a spell without causing a diplomatic incident at a wedding.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I didn't know familiars had laser sight on their cloaca

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

And you just know it was 3.5e. Damn thousand splatbooks and their feats.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 3 points 1 week ago

I don't think oblex spawns normally are traditionally given guns either, but that didn't stop me. Wish we could finish that campaign.