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[–] GeckoChamber@hexbear.net 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

SMH at all these leftists that won't accept that the average member of the working class is an ex-mercenary with the nazi Totenkopf tattooed on their chest

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Before: They call me the workin' man / I guess that's what I am

Now: They call me Totenkopf man / I guess that's what I am

Song

I tried and failed to write some parody lyrics. It proved impossible to shoehorn stuff in. The song has hardly any lyrics.

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I had a go at it...

kirby-jammin

Started with nine-eleven, yeah

This little career of mine

You got no time for the livin'

Workin' for a merc's next dime

kirby-jammin

It seems to me

I could live my life

A lot better than I think I am

I guess I could be a better me

But I'm mercenary, man

kirby-jammin

They call me mercenary

I guess that's what I am

kirby-jammin

Kickin' doors & punchin' clocks

For almost twenty long hard years

Say I'm doing it for my fellow man

But summit else is goin' on here

kirby-jammin

It seems to me

I could live my life

A lot better than I think I am

Seat that's not in some humvee

And a senate healthcare plan

kirby-jammin

Totenkopf is just customary

For a mercenary man

kirby-jammin

And they call me mercenary

So I guess that's what I am

kirby-jammin kirby-jammin kirby-jammin

(I forgot how to format so just used Kirby's)

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nice.

(I forgot how to format so just used Kirby's)

The only way I can format lyrics (and not lose my mind) is to write the lyrics in my text editor and use a macro to add the asterisks and the two spaces at the end. I select the text and end up with this...

*And a senate healthcare plan*__

I used "__" to show two spaces at the end.

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The song has hardly any lyrics.

Due to that long ass instrumental break right in the middle of the song. That's Rush for ya!

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

I wish there were even fewer lyrics. Like this...

[Verse 1]
Well, I get up at seven, yeah
And I go to work at nine
I got no time for livin’
Yes, I’m workin’ all the time

[Chorus]
It seems to me I could live my life
A lot better than I think I am
They call me the workin' man
I guess that's what I am

[Instrumental Break]

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
It seems to me I could live my life
A lot better than I think I am
They call me the workin' man
I guess that's what I am

[Outro]

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