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[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Gotta get the mattress off the floor so the spiders don't come to cuddle at night.

And maybe a houseplant for atmosphere.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

looks like we found the dude who hates friendly cuddles.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Reminds me of a greentext of a dude that didn't get laid because a spider scared the girl off. He killed the spider, only to later find out the girl had some DST. He mourned spiderbro.

that spider was saving bro.

bro didn't deserve that spider

[–] redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Friendly cuddles without consent? That's assault, brother!

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure the spider consented.

you know where they wasn't consent? when they killed that spider

[–] redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The on-set intimacy coordinator gave me the go ahead! They said, in fact, "squish that spider or so help me you're going to NEED a paid professional to conduct intimacy in this bedroom".

I'd rather keep the spider alive than getting laid with someone who demands I kill a spider for sex.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

But the spiders eat the bedbugs?

look the spiderhomies need their good night kisses

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Sounds like something Dear Modern would say XD