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A nice feel good comedy-crime-caper-film-plot news story for you all!

Breaking into the Louvre using a vehicle-mounted mechanical lift and cutting through a glass window? Excellent hijinks. Stealing the Fr*nch Crown Jewels? Cartoon villain material. Geting away by scooter? Of course you are.

10 / 10 would read again.

liz-society

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[โ€“] whatdoiputhere12@hexbear.net 36 points 4 days ago (1 children)

they got away in fucking scooters absolute-cinema

When are we gonna see the movie on this?

[โ€“] Speaker@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago

Honhonhonor Among Thieves, coming autumn 2026.