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this administration spends more time thinking about teenage sperm and circumcisions than is justifiable
Well, they are the Geriatric Old Pedophile party.
We need to workshop this a bit. "Old" is kinda repetitive given the use of "geriatric". Maybe switch for "Oligarch"?
I mean, the other party is also oligarchic.
True.
Also, love the username 😜
Yeah I was thinking about that. I was thinking Obtuse. Which actually maybe works much better.
Obease might be it.
They don't all fit that though.
Geriatric Obstructionist Pedophiles party.