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Biblical loophole Number 96 (i.redd.it)

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[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

IIRC the line that gets people worked up about sex before marriage is just something like "Keep the wedding bed pure" ...kinda vague, and to me personally it reads a lot more as "don't cheat on your SO" than anything to do with timing of sex.

Definitely not a theologist though, so grain of salt.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

I interpret it as "Don't eat biscuits in bed". Nobody wants to sleep on sticky crunch after you're both done.