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Biblical loophole Number 96 (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by ooli3@sopuli.xyz to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] spykee@lemmings.world 3 points 1 day ago

Wait,
So I, a devout worshipper of my partners jingle-jangles, am automatically going to heaven because I've been making him my bitch in my throes of passion every weekend?
...thus are you also saying that there would be many like me in heaven, again, for me to make all of them my bitches???
I think I've started liking this religious thing.