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[–] Boozilla@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Joke's on them. I get up at 5AM and I'm a worthless member of society.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Coworkers: he comes in so early, what a hard worker

Me: well I gotta poop, might as well get up and do it at work

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

It truly brings peace of mind knowing I won't accidentally wreck my own toilet.