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For the American religious Christian prudes who look down on extramarital sex and believe they have the moral authority above everyone else ... they sure spend a lot of time thinking about it, fantasizing about it, talking about it, doing it and showing it to everyone
Makes me think of the weird practice of 'Soaking' or 'Jump humping'
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soaking_(sexual_practice)
Soaking - Inserting the penis into a vagina without movement
Jump Humping - having a third person move or shake the bed while your are soaking so that the couple are not making actual sexual movements, they are just moving to the rhythm of the bed
.... yeah, God is such an idiot that anyone can easily circumvent the rules
with your god as my witness your god is a t-rex
They believe in an all-knowing god but think he can be tricked by the most facile technicalities.
Wait till you hear about the stupid-ass peice of string that someone ran around the entire county in New York so every Jewish person can claim the whole place is “in their house” and therefore like 80% of their religious restrictions magically don’t apply to them on the weekend.
God: "don't carry stuff around on Saturdays"
Humanity: "That's inconvenient, here's a bunch of imaginary doorframes so I'm technically not leaving my house."
thousand of years of rules lawyering noises