It is a duplicated repeating error because this clownshow of a website is managed by squirrels and ducks. 1-800-273-8255 would be a valid US number. Doubling 273-8255 is not, but probably vibe coded under management that should be purged by these results.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hey! Don't insult ducks like that! This clownshow website would be about 20% better if ducks were involved.

[–] j4k3@piefed.world 5 points 2 days ago

I don't know. I was cursing at ducks an hour ago while trying to remember how to spell diatomaceous earth and the ducks were total fuckwits.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Why not 1800-SUICIDE?

[–] j4k3@piefed.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

intentions unclear. Am I calling For or Against

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

Your call.

Buh dun tissss

[–] locuester@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It’s 1-800-APE-TALK

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lmao not willing to do the phone math rn, does that actually fit the numbers?

[–] locuester@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

That could be platformed.

WAIT YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR, have you tried ape talk?

Well, I can't say that I have.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It exists too, it seems to be a support line from British Columbia, CA

https://www.crisislines.bc.ca/services