I feel like this needs to be one of those tshirts from old facebook ads that is like a skeleton riding a motorcycle. "I'm a programmer, that means I'm a machine that turns tea into nothing."

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I always liked "my body is a machine that turns childhood trauma into profits for the pharmaceutical industry."

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 2 days ago

Who,.that's the next mother's day gift sorted then.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Don't know about you guys but I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and it ain't for nothing.

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

im a machine that turns cold beer into warm piss