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'We're not entirely sure what's going on': Jordan Peterson taken down by moldy room, daughter raises possibility of 'spiritual attack' (wegotthiscovered.com)

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[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 53 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My empathy is with the mold in this conflict.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

How would you define mold? How would you define conflict? How would you define is? That's what I thought.

[–] spacemint_rhino@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

(Kermit voice) What do you mean by mold? Mold in the metaphysical interpretation is a the creeping darkness of social isolation in the post modern environment that young men find themselves. Mold is the hidden predator that consumes even the dragon, the darkness that reflects the greater unknown that surrounds even the leviathan. If you take Moby Dick for instance, mold is the true antagonist, the great depths that surround and threaten both the protagonist, your physical self, and the whale, your metaphysical antithesis! It’s perplexing and I’m just on the verge of being able to understand it and perceive it, it’s right on the verge of my limitations to understand! tears up

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Real good! I felt like I was listening to him being interviewed.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca -2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Or any other psychology prof on any campus.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Definitely not the ones I’ve talked to, and I’ve talked to many. Well, one of them kinda…fit the mold.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago

Mold in the metaphysical interpretation is a the creeping darkness of social isolation in the post modern environment that young men find themselves.

That is an almost perfect Peterson sentence. Except, remove the mold, it's too concrete:

The metaphysical interpretation is the creeping darkness of social isolation in the post modern environment that young men find themselves.

Now you can shuffle the building blocks around however you wish!

The creeping darkness is the metaphysical interpretation of the post modern environment that young men find social isolation in.

Etc.

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Some of my best friends are mold.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Yeah, I mean seriously. What did the mold do to deserve being exposed to this asshole?