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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] rothaine@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

How else do you microwave a hot dog?

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 6 points 4 days ago

I... don't?

I'm more of a grill or pan-fry person when it comes to sausages.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You microwave your sausages? Heathen!

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 7 points 4 days ago

How else do you cook the pigeon meat?

Calling a hot dog a sausage is kind of overselling it. It's a tube of animal matter.