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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Just buy some warm smoked salmon and eat it as it is. Add some of that lemon you mentioned.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Cold smoked salmon > warm smoked salmon

[–] DokPsy@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Add cream cheese, dill, and capers, put all on either a toasted bagel half or slice of sourdough. 11/10

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago

Cold smoked salmon is a completely different thing. Both are good (usually) but the warm smoked is much closer to this microwave thing he is describing (which is still better than dishwasher salmon!).

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'm gonna have to get scientific here. What are the temperature ranges for each and how long should I smoke a roughly 1 KG fillet using either method?

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 3 points 4 days ago

For cold smoking the temperature is around room temperature (25 celsius is ideal), and it takes around 6-8 hours.

There are various hot smoking methods. The first (and best in my opinion) is around 70-80 degrees celsius, and takes about 4-6 hours. Secondly alternatively around 100 degrees celsius for 1-3 hours. Thirdly around 120-130 degrees celsius and 30 minutes. The goal is for the salmon to reach 62 degrees celsius internal temperature. But I find the lower heat is best for salmon, because higher heat creates more albumin when cooking salmon.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I would look it up rather than ask strangers on Lemmy.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 days ago

You're not adventurous at all then

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 days ago

Salt cured salmon beats both of them and you can make it yourself overnight

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Or just air fry it for 5 minutes instead of microwaving for 3. I've done this to great success.