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Bondi Accidentally Reveals Her Burn Book for Fiery Epstein Hearing (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works 157 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She's so juvenile Epstein would have trafficked her.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 19 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Maybe mentally but you can’t fuck a brain.

[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago

You can absolutely do that. People get abused everyday

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Not with that attitude

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nor a college degree. Show me your genitals!

[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Deepcut man

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

Well, you could, but it'd be messy.