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Tip: keep refreshing the tracking page every 60 seconds. This makes the parcel travel even faster.
No it's like bittorrent downloads, if you look at it it goes slower!
For me it goes faster for some reason when I look at it but gets slower when I look away
The magic packet fairies are no different than us. Move the data when the boss is looking, and have some fun when they walk away.
Probably the OS saying "nuh uh, if you don't have the window focused then i'il cap his download speed"
Little known fact: refreshing the tracking page not only tells the company that you are invested in your package's arrival time, this telling them to prioritize it, it also pumps electrons into the cardboard so that it is attracted to the fastest moving delivery vehicle.
(Just kidding, neither of these things are true.)
Make sure you use a red theme (maybe with flames) for your browser.