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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I often need someone to tell me what to eat.

Computer is thinking

Computer is calculating an answer

Computer is incorporating your personal preferences

Computer is polling the audience

Computer is building a heuristic with over 9000 data points in order to triangulate the perfect meal for you in this given moment

Computer is producing a response

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[–] Triumph@fedia.io 14 points 1 day ago

Reticulating splines