Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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submitted 2 weeks ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] remon@ani.social 27 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Yes you do. That's 1.023 Gigabyte. What you don't quite have is a Gibibyte.

[–] DampSquid@feddit.uk 22 points 2 weeks ago

Top shelf pedantry

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

While I usually love a good neologism, this one I refuse.

[–] spongebue@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

They don't have a gib

[–] Junkers_Klunker@feddit.dk 6 points 2 weeks ago

That’s depends on whether we’re talking SI or JEDEC prefixes.