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[โ€“] douglasg14b@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

I was about to say C# seems to be in a weird spot here.

It's entirely FOSS. It does of course have corporate daddy providing dev resources for it but it definitely is not anywhere near the location for proprietary as Java.

It should be well and truly on the same side of this graph as Rust.

[โ€“] drath@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

On the other hand, if you try to run Java application on linux, you just use an appropriate OpenJDK runner.

When you see a C# app, you just:

  1. Open the app folder
  2. See a bunch of .dll's
  3. Cry