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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Ok, now ... where does TempleOS and HolyC belong on this chart?

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Maximum freedom, and somehow joining the maximum points on the tradition and disruption axes, forcefully bending the chart into some sort of cylinder

[–] drath@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Eh, I wouldn't say TempleOS is disruptive. It was literally started off as a modern-day C64 successor. So, tradition all the way.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Pasting objects into text files is pretty disruptive. The only other coding editor I know that can do that is DrRacket with images. I mean the guy invented an entire OS, C variant, several programs... all incompatible with traditional ones, simply because of his unique personal beliefs.

[–] drath@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Pasting objects into text files is pretty disruptive

It's still text with some formatting underneath, though, just like HTML. Actually, in HTML we already have it in form of contenteditable attribute. You can straight up paste images and move other html elements into elements with it. I just checked, you can even do this with full on canvas elements and animated webgl views if you wanted to for some reason, though the code must be adjusted to account for it. I have yet to see it being useful and not a liability, though.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 hours ago

Hrm ok so your model is less of a defined space a point can exist in, and is instead a topology that a point must exist on.

[–] jwt@programming.dev 52 points 1 day ago (1 children)

*Sigh*. Fine, let's introduce a z-axis specifically for Terry A. Davis.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago

So what you're saying is that... he is either from, belongs to, or should be placed on...

... another plane of existence?

lololololollool

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 22 hours ago

Why would god be a middledev?

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 23 hours ago

Ah, so your idea is that they exist at a location with an imaginary component, they exist in an unvisualized, complex plane?

teeheehee