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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Heh. I own https://9007199254740991.com/

It’s the max safe integer in double precision floating point format.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wait you're the port87 guy

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago

Yeah. :)

[–] crimsonpoodle@pawb.social 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

JoCo reference is top tier

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

You’re the first person to mention it. :)