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Alright smartypants, what WILL summon the Antichrist, then?
When my BBW folder hits 12 TB.
Unrestricted capitalism.
Which antichrist?
I think manipulating an emperor into adopting your kid as an heir worked once. Another time, tricking people into thinking you’re socialist then backstabbing them worked. Or perhaps whitewashing your record of abject failure by becoming a reality television star.
Dripping a pentagram in blood over your keyboard and typing
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of course...Just ask Scary Spice, he'll know.