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[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

He was talking about Michael Jordan I think lol

[–] Octavio@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I remember the Jordan "Stop it. Get some help." campaign. But I don't remember the Hanes ad where Jordan had a Hitler mustache. I had to DuckDuckGo to figure out what the heck EndlessNightmare was talking about. That's weird.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 2 points 7 hours ago

He means himself. Everybody has a past and gets infinite tries at redemption.