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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Lol, HVAC license... You might as well ask my dog to become a rocket scientist.

[–] albbi@piefed.ca 1 points 15 hours ago

I dunno, I trust Alex Jones to blow a LOT of hot air.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

and... all the hvac techs I know work. they fuckin work their asses off. often in sweltering attics or cramped industrial spaces. jones wouldn't last a damned moment.

[–] PhilipTheBucket@quokk.au 2 points 22 hours ago

"Sir, the problem with your air conditioner is liberals."

"Liberals?"

"See they put this coolant in that will make your daughter gay, we used to have good coolant in this country but I just don't understand how people in this country don't GIVE A FUCK and I said Charlie Kirk stood up and said what was right, and what happened to him? WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM? Where's your daughter, I need to talk with her."