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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I like doing the reverse.

Like if someone asks me if I want A or B, and I'll say yes.

Logically, as long as I want one of those things, the answer is "true"

.... People hate talking to me.

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Call your mother, she'd love a chat.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

I should. We've been estranged for nearly a decade. I should just do it to be an annoying prick.