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Product ownership 101 (eviltoast.org)

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[–] wischi@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

It still can panic/abort and deadlock/wait infinitely long on most fp languages because that's typically implied. And there isn't actually a way around that because computation almost always can fail or block indefinitely - and if you have a total language you can implement waits for billions of years, which for all practical purposes is "infinitely" long on human time scales.