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Product ownership 101 (eviltoast.org)
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[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 22 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Also bad: When you ask XOR questions, but people think they're funny and give you OR answers instead.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 8 points 4 days ago

Sometimes, (amongst friends who accept how thoroughly weird I am) I will actually say "XOR" when I want to make my intentions clear. It means that when they give the silly OR answer, I can jokingly chastise them for poor listening. The downside is that they relish the opportunity to give OR answers when I am not sufficiently specific in my question. I reap what I sow ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

Personally, people tend to ask me XOR questions where the answer actually is "both"

[–] DigitalMus@feddit.dk 5 points 4 days ago

Why not both?